Trash Inspection 8

I feel like a mutant raccoon in the Death Star's trash compactor. Tell me again why we're going through this clown's garbage?

He's famous. If we find anything incriminating he'll be in the scandal sheets for weeks. We'll be able to sell his bordello receipts to The National Enquirer and list his nail clippings and used condoms on Ebay.

Disgusting.

Hey, Watkins retired to Aruba off what he made going through Paris Hilton's trash.

Yeah, but he found a sex tape. Who'd wanna watch a sex tape of Evil ...
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Published on October 11, 2009 07:14
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