Want to lose weight and get some alone time?Try Stress™️.You’ll be too wound up to consume anything...

Want to lose weight and get some alone time?

Try Stress™️.

You’ll be too wound up to consume anything but alcohol and you won’t want to be around anyone because you’ll realize humanity in general sucks.

Stress™️! Try it today!

[From the makers of Self-Loathing™️]