#SatSpanks – Pulling Things Out and Cutting Things Off!

Howdy Spankos! In the UK this week we’re panic buying pasta, sauce, anti bac hand gels and loo roll. The sale of 50ml handgels has risen from 1.00 to around 16. Think I’ll just use vodka!! Honestly people. What is the world coming to?

Ashes

“Should I take your eyes out now, Lois? Or should we save that for later?” Oh, dear God, I’d almost forgotten about that. The Grim Reaper in front of me wants to give James a show. Speaking of James, he’s still motionless in his chair. He hasn’t moved an...