I have lots of bad ideas, but I only let you see the good ones.

Once, shortly after that Vita.MN article came out, I had a bad idea I'll share with you now. I should point out that I got this idea after a drink or two too many during a Sci-Fi Tuesday.

So I looked Jeremy Messersmith in the eye and, in all seriousness, suggested that we organize a live local celebrity game of D&D to raise money for charity. (Looking back, I have no idea how this would have raised a dime, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.) He was nice enough to humor me a little but, being more sober, he didn't come across as especially in love with the idea.

Then I asked Kate Iverson to text Mark Mallman and see if he'd be in. He got back to her with a firm, "No dice."

By then my list of local celebrities who probably had some dragoneering in their past was exhausted, and I promptly abandoned the idea. So you never got to see that happen.

I owe Mark Mallman one.