True Dat

On Fridays,I try to start the weekend off with a bunch of jokes.In this way,after a boring week of workor school,I am hoping that it helps you forget all about those tedious necessary duties,we all have to go through in life.Instead of rambling off a bunch of jokes today,since I am a story teller,I would like to tell you a true story.
When my third youngest daughter was about sixteen years old she asked me to take her to Ross Department Store because she needed a new bra. When we arrived, my daughter walked up to a sales clerk, and being a little embarrassed, quietly asked where the teenage bras were kept. The clerk, seeing that I was standing nearby, asked my daughter, because she thought that she was embarrassed with me standing there,
"Is this the first time you are with your Grandfather buying a bra?"This floored my daughter.Literally.She was on the floor of the department store laughing her heart out.What do you think?I think I look young for my age.  What a handsome individual.Don't you think?
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
"A mechanic."

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?
“Curses! Foil again!”

I’m trying to get into classical music,but I can’t find any original recordings.All the music is performed by cover bands.
My wife noticed me standing on the bathroom scale,
sucking in my stomach.
“Ha­­! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon?It’s not like its the end of the world!This is,Me Hoping You Have A Great Weekend,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Be careful about reading health books. Some day you'll die of a misprint.”- Markus Herz -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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