List 8 things (not people) you've done that most Tumblrs have never done.

1. Had open heart surgery twice.
2. Made $50,000 a year as a fake psychic, then quit because of my conscience.
3. Was homeless.
4. Shared my woman with another man (and watched).
5. Met and partied with an extremely drunk Henry Winkler (the Fonze) in a bar in Idaho.
6. Hitchhiked across Wyoming.
7. Grew a crop of marijuana.
8. Was in two car chases, neither of which involved the police.