In Which I Answer My Own Question About Leggings

Me, 2 years ago, in The Leggings That Died

I’m doing amuchbetter job of getting dressed these days. Meaning: I actually do it! Regularly! First thing in the morning!It’s not because I *want* to, exactly; it’s because the kids’ new school is…well, have you seenBig Little Lies?It’s like that.

As an example: On our third day, I had a woman come up to me and ask me whether I owned a pair of oversize round Tom Ford sunglasses.

…Yes?

Oh, she said, one of your lenses is flipped upside-down. You can...