Gravity, and its Suck-ness

For those of you paying even the slightest bit of attention to world events, we had some bushfires in Australia recently. Like in half the fucking country — or at least half the country that had fuel — was on fire. Got sort of close to us, but as I told the kids, there were two suburbs, with fire hydrants and, for now, running water it had to get through before it got to us.

Plus, I have good content insurance, so even if the house did burn, we’d all get new shit.

Then, after the fire and...