Cold Flame’s Release & Other Random Stuff from the Trenches

Dear humans,

As you can tell from this photograph, I am not impressed. Why am I not impressed, you may ask? The female is being a so-and-so, and she needs to go to her corner and take some chill pills. Alas, she doesn’t have a prescription for a chill pill, so she’s having a… orange vanilla Coca-Cola instead.

I don’t think you’re supposed to be having that, female.

Long story somewhat short: the female’s blood pressure is high because of the medications that keep her reproductive organs from...