My text log with Jesus

MD: sup?
JC: chillin. u?
MD: sad :(
JC: oh.
JC: why?
MD: everything sux :( :(
JC: yeh
JC: u r doomed
MD: me?
JC: the world
MD: :(
JC: it sux i know
JC: not my fault
MD: i know.
JC: yeh
MD: how doomed is the world?
JC: like very
MD: :(
JC: sorry
MD: when are you going to come down and make everything better?
JC: i unno
JC: prlly like a million years
MD: serious?
JC: yeh why?
MD: didnt the bible say 1000 years?
JC: i unno
JC: havent read it in a while
JC: prlly
MD: why so long?
JC: other stuff to do
MD: like?
JC: i unno
JC: i tivo'd the oj trial but still need to watch it
MD: you had tivo in 1994?
JC: umm, im jesus
JC: gtg sopranos is on l8z