Counterfeit Pride

The cashiers at our store are required to swipe each bill of $10 or higher with a special counterfeit detection pen. If the bill is real, the pen mark will be light-to-dark yellow. If it's fake, the mark will be black; almost like a permanent marker. It's kind of a pain in the ass, and makes the process of cashing out a customer that much longer, but it's what we're supposed to do, so we do it.

Yesterday, a group of hunters from Connecticut came into the store to buy hunting  supplies (Bud...