What Would You Name the 7 Dwarfs Today?

Walt Disney named his seven dwarfs after attitudes he observed around him. If he were naming dwarfs to reflect attitudes during this presidential election season, what might he choose?
Here’s my list, and please notice I’m not pointing a finger at any particular candidate. Voices like these shout from all corners in our national conversation.
* MESSIAH - “Trust me. I can fix anything.”
* SENTIMENTALIZER - “Remember the good old days? You deserve better again.”
* TRUTH TWISTER...