Day 2,288: Once Upon A Time…

We watched Once Upon A Time in Hollywood tonight and it was…underwhelming.

The movie is fine. It’s not bad. But when people are throwing around Best Picture and “masterpiece” talk…holy shit I’d like to smoke what those people are smoking because this FINE movie is neither of those things.

It’s just fine.

The biggest crime it commits is being boring, which it is for large swaths in the first 2/3 of its 3-hour sprawl. The next biggest crime it commits is not having anything clearly to say....