“Whenever I Feel The Need To Exercise, I Lie Down Until It Goes Away.”

What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?A-mean-oh-acid!
What subject in school is easy for Witches?Spell-ing!
Two beersornot two beers?That is the question.- Shakespeare -
AlcoholBecause no great story in lifestarted with a salad.- Confucius -
What did David,the Professor atBowie State, Massachusetts ask for in aMexican Restaurant?A Beer-rito! 
 Silence is Golden!
Unless you have Children.Then it is Suspicious!- Aristotle -
This is,“Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.”Jim Hauenstein,
And,

“I love mankind ... it's the people I can't stand!”
- Charles Schultz, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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