Iowa Dems Given Wrong App!

Thinking they were getting fitbits to know how far they’d walked, party faithful were instead equipped with Nit-Wit, the new app which tells you how many times a day you’ve been a complete asshole.
Investigation is ongoing to see if the mistake can be blamed on Trump or Putin but news that international brain eating zombies plan to go on a crash diet by joining the Democratic Party National Committee has gone viral with 250 billion hits in the last twelve seconds.<!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Cambria; panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:3 0 0 0 1 0;} @font-face {font-family:"Geneva CY"; panose-1:0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0; mso-font-charset:89; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:513 0 0 0 4 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ascii-font-family:"Geneva CY"; mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:"Geneva CY"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;}size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;}</style>