Hey I want a copy of your book, but I'm broke. So I thought I'd siphon some gas out of my neighbors car (he's a prick, called the police on me for having band practice at 1:30 in the afternoon) and steal a copy of Early Onset of Night. Do you know if any m

Well, it's available through any major chain, but EXTREMELY unlikely that they would have it on the shelves for the immediate stealing. Small press, no clout. Alas! Thanks, though. I'll keep writing words :)