Normaling is Fun...

Here's a NSFW question if you can handle it. Treat it rhetorically, please. I have no need for actual answers when I'm merely trying to illustrate a point. Brace yourself, Prudes, here we go...

Have you ever been in the middle of having lovely consensual sex in an upstairs room when you hear someone's key in the front door? 


HAS THIS EVER
HAPPENED TO YOU?Look, sorry for going straight to the nub of the issue here. Except I haven't yet, that's still to come. Still, you know. Sorry. But,...