Thursday Thoughts Round 2

This whole letting Cass post there and here is actually nice for my rhyming rear.
"Like you let me do anything. Get a grip."
Come on now. Get up from your nap and wow.
"I can do that with one eye open. Just sit and watch."
Works for me. I get a break at my sea. And I don't have to share with Pat. Much rather share with a cat.
Now let's see what is around this week. Oh, here's one:
Ding...Deposit...Ding
Did you hear that? Some human that just decided to follow your Farcebook, Tweeddle Dee, or Instaneedy feed just got a deposit from their oh so great work from home job. They even have the evidence to prove it. They will even share their secret knowledge with you. For the low low price of $59.99 you will be making 5 figures every month from home.
How are these things still even a thing? Do humans ever really stop being fools? The only humans getting rich from them are those at the top as they sucker all below them. Yeah, you can sell all kinds of things and get a percentage, but if you need to pay to learn some uber secret, then the secret likely is you're a sucker. Sorry, humans, but this cat doesn't pull her punches.
What? You didn't mention we had a bridge to sell? Low low price and comes with a love spell.
"I figured I'd leave something for you to do."
Here's one that I overheard.
Be The Expert
Don't go to a professional who has knowledge of what you need. Nah, that's so 2019. These days you should do everything yourself because it saves you money. The best way to learn is through doing after all. And how do you become an expert? Easy. Just Google it. Some expert somewhere will be expertly sharing with you how to do what you want ever so expertly. 
Take out an appendix? No big deal. Get a knife. Invest in that latest dope company. Go for it. It'll be a huge hit.Buy a house through private sale without covering your ass. Enjoy. That hole where the stairs used to be gives it character. 
With one simple search you become the expert. That is all it takes. And remember that everything you read on the internet is true, so there is no way anything will come back to bit you on the ass. Except maybe that bed bug infested house you just bought.
Thinking of those just makes me itchy. Having them would make all bitchy.
"Can't disagree with your rhyming ass there."
Local
Seems you can't cross the street these days without someone shouting about local this and local that. Local gets shouted more than what rhymes with duck in NY traffic. Then the whole "support" gets added to it. Support Local gets said and suddenly there is a line up of humans ready to suck at the local tit. Cows may want to stay out of sight in farm areas. Just fair warning.
You want me to shop at your store where you jack up the prices because you are "local" and we should all "support" you, yet you go to stores outside of our "local" area to get what you want and to order your stock. I think a word is missing to your oh so great chant. What was it? Oh, I got it. Support Local Hypocrites. There. That has a much better ring to it. Now you know you're getting screwed beforehand. 
At least make it specialty items or something original. If I want to support local it will be because local deserves it. Not because you can chant what all the other nuts chant while jacking up products that one can get elsewhere for half your selling price. I could slap $20 on what I leave in the litterbox, doesn't mean it's worth anymore than $0 though.
I think you may have brought some humans to the brink. 
"As long as no one local has an issue, we'll be fine. If there is one, I'll send them your way though."
That is fine. As they can then suck on the gas of this feline. And now to take it out with a final shout.

Have you ever bought into a pyramid scheme? Did your bank account go ding ding ding by being on their team? Are you an expert on anything thanks to Google and such? Will people come to you to get in touch? Do you shop local at your sea? Are you disgusted by some of the prices like we? Even with gas it is still cheaper to go elsewhere. But shop local and don't care. That is the best way to support. So ends this report. Now listen to the words of Cass and the few bits from my little rhyming ass.
The Blind Leading The Blind = Mankind.