Wanton Wednesday -How to talk dirty

Okay, that title is a little misleading but only because I don't really think of talking about sex as dirty. What I am talking about today is really… giving compliments. Seriously.

How many different ways can you fill in the blank in this sentence. "I love it when you ________ like that." Either 'use your tongue' or 'load the dishwasher' work equally well. Both are just praise and that is what you are going for. There is no guy class where they learn how to have sex. Mostly they just go on instinct and rumor. A few compliments go a long way. Think about it, all of our bits are for the most part, hidden, so there isn't a lot of physical feedback. There is nothing wrong with telling him what feels good in a positive way. This is far more helpful that the standard porn film "FiretrUCK me!" (yes, I am censoring myself) which tells them nothing and is useless. Touch is always good too but that is another post.

Hope everyone had good holidays, I make a special effort to spend time with the long suffering family so the gap in blog posts will happen.