Expect The Expected!

You flip a switch.The light comes on.Unless there's a glitch.Either way, no con.
Inanimate has the way.Does or doesn't and that's it.When it comes to the human fray,They are full of umm err spit.
This is what I want.This is what you must be.What? How dare you taunt.You have to completely accept me.
Thanks for offering to take me there.But we need to stop here, here, here, and here.Don't say no or it wouldn't be fair.All spots are somewhat, sorta, maybe near.
You should do this and this.I wouldn't do it though.But you do it or I'll hiss.I just wanted you to know.
This is for your benefit.I'll get the raise, but it's for you.That's how I presented it.Glad you don't have a clue.
This is what you should do.I don't have any but it is what should be done.Whether kids, cats, dogs, or a whole zoo.I know, because I know someone.
This is what I would do.What is it with you?I told you what was true.Why can't you get a clue?
My opinion is fact.It is just the way it is.Don't do another act.There will be no re-quiz.
You shouldn't write this.You shouldn't write like that.

Pffft...my ass you can kiss.So says the cat.
Don't you love it when such people says such things? There are sooooo many variations where so-called wisdom springs. When usually they are full of more than spit. Although some won't believe it. They think they walk on golden grass. Got news for them, I used it to relieve more than gas. Know any such users, know-it-alls, credit takers, changers, or just plain lazy people at your sea? I bet it is yes, as there are so many that they fall out of a tree. I kinda cheat rhymed once too. But pffft, think I care at my zoo? I think I'll stick with Cass and giving them sass. It is much more sane for my already crazy little rhyming ass.
Cut out the fat, as you don't have to live like that.