Sleep Talking - Do YOU Do It?
Do any of you talk in your sleep? It is something I have always done, even as a child. However, medication I take these days (won't bore you with the details) seems to have enhanced this ability! In recent months I have amused, and sometimes worried, my poor, put-upon husband with various conversations.
The most recent occurred last night, when I apparently had a full discussion with him about a half-sleeve tattoo that my sub-conscience is seemingly telling me I want. In this tattoo I 'want' "the Kronenburg castle" and an elephant. (I do love elephants in reality, so I can understand that.) I have no desire to have a tattoo at all!
Before that though, there were these little gems:
I started howling like a wolf (made me laugh when he told me about that the following morning. Can't imagine what the neighbours were thinking...)
I sat upright, flung out my hand and ordered him to "get me a curry, now!" I mean really? Wtf?
I bunched my fist up, held it to his chin and asked him repeatedly, "Do you want some? Do you? Come on, do you want some?" As if! I wouldn't challenge anyone to a fight! I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag! I thought this was hilarious.
I also sat up, rested my elbow on his head and laid my chin in my hands as if contemplating, using him as a table effectively.
Since he knows I have an extremely active and vivid imagination, coupled with the fact I write horror, I am forbidden to have any sharp objects anywhere near me in the bedroom! He has even threatened to sleep in the spare room. Ha ha. I can't get over the fact that I am completely unaware and remember none of this.
Anyway, over to you. Any stories to tell?
