Articles like this one scare the shit out of me.

Articles like this one scare the shit out of me.

I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat.

Was it the salt cod?

Perhaps I overdid it with the Trocken. German wines are like that sometimes.

No, no…it can’t be.

It was that fucking article on Medium.

You describe an elaborate con in terms one usually reserves for meeting international dignitaries, religous leaders or Lady Gaga. Then you detail his slimy used car salesman meets Tony Robbins techniques. And then, graciously you wish for us to follow along.

What are you — in a cult?

It’s pitiable today that so many Americans with $’s in their eyes will not only follow along — but then wish to emulate the con.

Ze rubbish goes in ze rubbish bin.

Adieu.