She's a fox, she can sing, she can draw (-ish): what's not to like about Carla Bruni?

Can you guess who it is? Photo: Carla Bruni-Sarkozy website

When I mentioned  a few months ago that if held at gunpoint and tied up to a bed I really could think of worse fates than being forced to have sex with Carla Bruni, my wife was utterly appalled. "She's not pretty. Her eyes are too close together," my wife said. "Only a man could possibly think Carla Bruni was pretty."

Having seen her new website, I mind the idea of Carla forcing her toned, bronzed, pneumatic yet tender and yielding b...