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Folk have been bemoaning the destructive effects of financial inequality on the FA Cup for a while now, ever since Queen’s Park were forced to default their 1872 semi-final replay because they didn’t have enough cash left to stay in their hotel for another night in order to play the game. It’s been downhill ever since, and now we’ve just completed a third round with no shocks whatsoever. And no, suddenly noticing that Nasty Leeds are fun to watch these days because you’ve just caught them on telly after the One Show doesn’t count.

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