Dinosaurs

Let’s talk about dinosaurs.

(Liz, why are we talking about dinosaurs? There are more important things to talk about!)

Bear with me. And besides, I’m writing this, and we’re talking about dinosaurs. So deal with it.

(eyeroll All right. Dinosaurs. Rawr.)

Right. Dinosaurs. Once upon a fucklong ago, dinosaurs ruled the Earth. Biggest things ever. Apex predators, giant herbivores, they were everywhere. With me so far?

(Rawr.)

Fine. Where are they now?

(Wait… oh)

Right. We don’t have dinosaurs any...