Happy New Number Day!

And here we are again. The time when humans pretend that everything will change at their den. They pretend things are fresh because of a number. Oh, things will be different as they slumber. Hey, at least some of that childhood imagination is alive. Even if you can only get it by taking some deep deep dive. Maybe the Tooth Fairy will show too. Hey, your teeth could be old and fall out, so may as well get some dough given to you.

Here's the magic day.Shout and go all hooray.For things are going to change.Doesn't that seem strange?
Nope? You touched in the head?Maybe you fell outta bed.That ought to be an excuse.Wait. Maybe you'll ask a moose.
Or get that golden goose.Let's go back to the moose.I hear it's on the loose.Like your magic lips or widening caboose.
What? We saw one.It wasn't fun.It was rather wide.Now back to the magic side.
Things will change.Back to the strange.Must you repeat?Can't I just hit delete?
Here we go.Eye roll in tow.You are going to...Not do anything new.
You will pretend.May even bend.Take in this or that.But then just chew the fat.
Back to the norm.That is the form.May as well sign it.For new is full of spit.
Yep. Your spittle and slime.For you wait for magic time.Then the snot flows.Right out your nose.
You cry and you moan.You're back to alone.Your resolutions didn't stick.Next magic day they'll surely click.
Pffffffffffft. Nothing is new but the number on the date. 2020 is nice looking to my OCD though out of the gate. But nothing will, is going to, or whatever the hell else humans say to make you think change will come. It is only going to come if you get off your bum. Whether the date says 2020 or 1933 or 2055. You want change? You'll have to do more than do some placebo deep dive. You can do it now or five months ago. No magic day is in tow. Nope. It's not fresh either at your sea. You still stink as much as you did yesterday so let the shower fly free. Are you a resolutions setter? Maybe you are also a platypus better? Same odds they tell us. Or do you hide it behind goals and not the resolution fuss? Good to have goals any day, but a number changing isn't going to make things magically come or go away. Unless you can change the numbers in the lottery draw. Then you and your billions can change many a flaw. Oh, and taxes will again come due. The new number let's the IRS get you. And you just got older as well. But that is every day where you dwell. Now that the cat has crushed all spirits with this cheery pass, I'll just continue on being an ever so poking fun at humans little rhyming ass.

Happy New Number Day Or Whatever They Say!