Join Me in my Sofa-Clinging...

Hello. Thanks for meeting at the assembly point. Shall we do a head count? No? All right, I'm sure we're all here. Just a bit more bloated and booze-soaked than this time last week.

It's that time of year of which I've become a big fan, the older I've got. As the circumstances of my Christmas period (not literally this year, whoop!) have changed, my post-Christmas days have gone from me being a bored and fed up child, to the middle-aged sofa-clinging security of nostalgic TV and a diet of...