A (few) thousand (weird) words

Really, what do expect from a Chinese/Mongolian Grill located in Frankfurt, Indiana, where the high school's mascot is a wiener dog? Love the honesty.

At an Irish bar in Chicago. At least the lobster's have a chance.  It's hard enough winning stuffed animals, which are neither slimy nor alive, with a crane.

If you work at a colon & rectal clinic, I'm guessing that you here your fair share of shameless wisecracks (wiseCRACKS, get it) each day.  But when you label your parking spots like this...