A load of you-know-what

If even the WORD shit bothers you, you'd better stop reading now. If you have a better word that describes the brown stuff that unfurls from the back end of a dog, then be my guest and mentally place that word as a substitute for shit when you read it in this post. For me, I am standing by my word.
Oh wait, before I start on my shit story, the mental picture an animal bottom reminds me of another story. My friend Peggy entered her chicken in the county fair and her little daughter watched the ...