On the fifteenth day of Christmas...
...I'm surprised by sex. And lots of it.24 days of Christmas
Each day of Christmas, I'll be reviewing a Christmas movie and sharing a new Christmas outfit. There was a lot of busy work at our place today and it was horribly hot. This is no excuse for the abundance of boobs, so for that I apologise.I thought this tee went quite nicely with today's movie, although I think I'd say today's movie was a little more than 1% naughty. It was a good one.And here's another gem of an Aussie Christmas carol.On day fifteen I find a new Christmas movie producer and I'm loving it.
the Trouble with Mistletoe - 4/5 reindeer headbands that are, in fact, not penisesSo...this one... What can I say about this one...? I was...taken completely off-guard by this one. I can't decide it I loved it or LOVED it. How best to describe this movie? Well, think of all those steamy romance novels you love so much and add Christmas - I know there are plenty of Christmas ones, I just haven't got that far yet - but in movie-form. Unsurprisingly then, this one was a book first and I am definitely putting it on my TBR. The book was by Jill Shalvis and, if you're interested, there's a nice double review over on the Book Boyfriend Addict - these guys are new to me, but won't be for long.To start with, I'd forgotten the premise entirely. So when hubby asked me how they could possibly be playing twenty-eight year olds, I was super confused. Allow me to expand. This movie is about a young woman Willa (Rachel Melvin) who has to fight both her head and her heart when she starts falling for the guy who stood her up in high school ten years earlier. The guy, Keane - such a romance male lead name - (Thomas Beaudoin) has zero idea who she is and this causes a blip of problem when he finally confronts her about why she's holding back from their animal magnetism. Now, I had very little problem with their animal magnetism. It was hot. Like, these two were scorching even compared to an Aussie summer. My only grumble is that he kept telling her instead of asking her - "have dinner with me", "have coffee with me". Like, come on Keane, you've got the makings of a beta boy in the streets and an alpha in the sheets, would a question mark kill you?There was a lot good about this movie though. A LOT. It was full of sexual innuendo, brilliant jokes I almost missed they were so quick, some over-protective BFFs we didn't see nearly enough of, a naughty cat, a Christmas-themed dog wedding, many a heart flutter, and sex. Like a lot of sex. I'm not talking fade to black, kick the door closed behind them, you know they're doing the business sex. Actual sex. It's not porn-y R-rated or anything, you don't see any bits. But they are sex scenes I was not expecting and I certainly didn't mind. I was there for it. Don't have time for a steamy holiday romance novel? Get your eyes around this movie. Did I mention there was a glimpse of male cleftal horizon? There was. And it was quite nice.So, this one earns a solid 4/5 reindeer headbands that are, in fact, nothing like penises. I don't know who Passionflix are, but I'm going off to see what else of theirs I can find.If you've got a suggestion for a movie, leave it in the comments. You can find the play-by-play below the trailer.You can check out the trailer below (fingers crossed there isn't any regional bollocks that gets in the way).the Trouble with Mistletoe brain vomit:Passionflix - don't know who or what they are, but okay. Not Netflix so I'm happy.Strong start. Any movie that starts with a Christmas song is always more promising.It is definitely VERY Christmassy. And I see she's the one who LOVES ChristmasOh a fountain wish, always a good thingPuppies!!! This movie is heading for 5 star status.Christmas is supposed to have thrown up on Dec 1.Haha, penis headbands! But...they don't look penises.Toss another coin in the fountain? I feel like that's too many coins close together. This can't possibly go wrong.So...so what does she have? A boarding kennel? A pet store? A vet? All of the above?Keane Wynnters... that's a name. I'm just not convinced he's hot enough to pull that off.They're not penises! OMG - it's December and they've got bells on. Only an idiot would think they're penises. Don't marry that one, Willa.Oh, flashback. Always good.Ah, so she's been tossing a penny in since she wanted Keane to notice her. Cliché much?I love the house though.Not her house. Sad face.What was that? He had a dizzy spell because magic penny?No, heights phobia. Boring.Out of staples? She's not an idiot. Is she?Dog wedding. In December. Christmas themed. Oi.Archer and Spencer. They can handle those names.. Only best friends? No. Bad brain.Naw, they're all BFF bravado on him.Aw! All the puppers are at the wedding!Fastest wedding in history?Oh God. This movie is all sorts of suggestive. Much better than Hallmark
Each day of Christmas, I'll be reviewing a Christmas movie and sharing a new Christmas outfit. There was a lot of busy work at our place today and it was horribly hot. This is no excuse for the abundance of boobs, so for that I apologise.I thought this tee went quite nicely with today's movie, although I think I'd say today's movie was a little more than 1% naughty. It was a good one.And here's another gem of an Aussie Christmas carol.On day fifteen I find a new Christmas movie producer and I'm loving it.the Trouble with Mistletoe - 4/5 reindeer headbands that are, in fact, not penisesSo...this one... What can I say about this one...? I was...taken completely off-guard by this one. I can't decide it I loved it or LOVED it. How best to describe this movie? Well, think of all those steamy romance novels you love so much and add Christmas - I know there are plenty of Christmas ones, I just haven't got that far yet - but in movie-form. Unsurprisingly then, this one was a book first and I am definitely putting it on my TBR. The book was by Jill Shalvis and, if you're interested, there's a nice double review over on the Book Boyfriend Addict - these guys are new to me, but won't be for long.To start with, I'd forgotten the premise entirely. So when hubby asked me how they could possibly be playing twenty-eight year olds, I was super confused. Allow me to expand. This movie is about a young woman Willa (Rachel Melvin) who has to fight both her head and her heart when she starts falling for the guy who stood her up in high school ten years earlier. The guy, Keane - such a romance male lead name - (Thomas Beaudoin) has zero idea who she is and this causes a blip of problem when he finally confronts her about why she's holding back from their animal magnetism. Now, I had very little problem with their animal magnetism. It was hot. Like, these two were scorching even compared to an Aussie summer. My only grumble is that he kept telling her instead of asking her - "have dinner with me", "have coffee with me". Like, come on Keane, you've got the makings of a beta boy in the streets and an alpha in the sheets, would a question mark kill you?There was a lot good about this movie though. A LOT. It was full of sexual innuendo, brilliant jokes I almost missed they were so quick, some over-protective BFFs we didn't see nearly enough of, a naughty cat, a Christmas-themed dog wedding, many a heart flutter, and sex. Like a lot of sex. I'm not talking fade to black, kick the door closed behind them, you know they're doing the business sex. Actual sex. It's not porn-y R-rated or anything, you don't see any bits. But they are sex scenes I was not expecting and I certainly didn't mind. I was there for it. Don't have time for a steamy holiday romance novel? Get your eyes around this movie. Did I mention there was a glimpse of male cleftal horizon? There was. And it was quite nice.So, this one earns a solid 4/5 reindeer headbands that are, in fact, nothing like penises. I don't know who Passionflix are, but I'm going off to see what else of theirs I can find.If you've got a suggestion for a movie, leave it in the comments. You can find the play-by-play below the trailer.You can check out the trailer below (fingers crossed there isn't any regional bollocks that gets in the way).the Trouble with Mistletoe brain vomit:Passionflix - don't know who or what they are, but okay. Not Netflix so I'm happy.Strong start. Any movie that starts with a Christmas song is always more promising.It is definitely VERY Christmassy. And I see she's the one who LOVES ChristmasOh a fountain wish, always a good thingPuppies!!! This movie is heading for 5 star status.Christmas is supposed to have thrown up on Dec 1.Haha, penis headbands! But...they don't look penises.Toss another coin in the fountain? I feel like that's too many coins close together. This can't possibly go wrong.So...so what does she have? A boarding kennel? A pet store? A vet? All of the above?Keane Wynnters... that's a name. I'm just not convinced he's hot enough to pull that off.They're not penises! OMG - it's December and they've got bells on. Only an idiot would think they're penises. Don't marry that one, Willa.Oh, flashback. Always good.Ah, so she's been tossing a penny in since she wanted Keane to notice her. Cliché much?I love the house though.Not her house. Sad face.What was that? He had a dizzy spell because magic penny?No, heights phobia. Boring.Out of staples? She's not an idiot. Is she?Dog wedding. In December. Christmas themed. Oi.Archer and Spencer. They can handle those names.. Only best friends? No. Bad brain.Naw, they're all BFF bravado on him.Aw! All the puppers are at the wedding!Fastest wedding in history?Oh God. This movie is all sorts of suggestive. Much better than Hallmark
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