A Merry One And All!

The cat must have a word with all...
"Of course you do, as you never shut up."
Quiet, Cassie. No one was talking to you. But you fit in. Don't worry.
"I won't...worry that is."
Go away. I'm talking. The cat will get his words in now.

While Pat was whining that his view went from this to...

This! Really? Who wants this? It does bring a few bliss. Back to me though.

I was dealing with this.
"You don't actually look to be dealing with him."
Shut it. It is beside me, so I'm dealing with it. Dealing with your big butt in the shot too.
"My big butt will squash you all merry like."

"Uncle Pattie, Orlin really likes that toy."
See? It interrupted me and is eyeing my toy. 
"I think he was just making an observation."
Nope. Everyone was after my toy.

See? You even wanted it. That is just rude. This sharing and merry stuff needs to take a hike. EVERYONE wanted my toy. EVERYONE!!!
"Drama queen."

"Not me. I have my eyes on another."
Who asked you?

Oh. Maybe he did. Just don't bring him here when you scare the pee out of him. Now back to my toy.

My toy! It's gone. What do you mean it was a Christmas present? I had it early? Oh well. Give it back. I can be merry. Hand it over. Nanny took it. Not fair.

See? I'm merry. Merry Fishing Christmas!
"You might want to stop before you dig a deeper hole."
Oh yeah. I'll dig a hole in the litterbox and leave Nanny something fun. On second thought...

It will be a Merry Christmas all right. Take my toy will she. When she's not looking this tree is coming down. I'll be rocking around the Christmas tree tonight. Just wait, Nanny. But if you put my present back here maybe we could come to some kind of arrangement. Just saying.
Yeah. I kind of stole the gift Nanny had hidden away for me. What? Why should I wait? It isn't like some jolly fat guy is going to care. He's too busy catching diabetes. But as I wait for my toy, and maybe or maybe not knock this tree down, I hope all out there in blogland have a great Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus, or just a few days off from the work grind. Nope. My toy still hasn't left my mind. I'm sure by next Christmas the thought will pass. Right now I have to go get into more trouble with my little rhyming ass.
Merry Everything everyone. Enjoy the holiday fun!