The Sound of Not-So-Tiny Reindeer Hoofs

A small holiday gift: A 350 word flash fiction piece I entered into the Weird Christmas contest this year. Check out the winners at the Weird Christmas site! It’s a fun place to visit.

Reindeer on the shelf?

I hate teeth. I spend my days picking gunk from between the crevices in people’s gaping mouths. No wonder I spend most nights dreaming of a well-muscled hero to carry me away, this time of year in a sleigh filled with my wished-for presents. Since heroes aren’t bothered by dental...