Moby-Dick! Pft. More like Moby-MEH!! Humph! >:/

"i gave you more stars than i gave to moby-dick. there's your blurb right there!" - Karen "karen" Brissette (the #1 most popular reviewer on Goodreads in the U.S.) regarding TERROR MANNEQUIN

Which reminds me: I still have a few review copies (paperback and mobi) of TERROR MANNEQUIN. If you're interested in receiving one in exchange for posting an honest review on a book review site, blog, Amazon, YouTube, or here at good ol' Goodreads, send me a direct message.

Sincerely,

Dig-Doug Von Chillingstein

P.S. For the record, Moby-Dick is a 5-star read for me and one of the few novels I've read twice. I mean, what's not to like, yo??