EVERYTHING’S ON THE UP WITH THE TORIES – Brian Eno’s new song for this Thursday’s general election

Everything’s on the UP with the Tories the gap between the richies and the poories the porky pies and fabricated storiesYes – everything’s on the up with the Tories

Everything’s up the creek with the Blue Boys

They’re selling off the NHS to cowboys

They’re cutting back on nurses  (but investing it in hearses) the nitwits and the we-don’t-have-a-clue boys     

Everything’s on the UP with the Tories

With unemployed across all categories Johnson, Gove, Patel – it’s a government from Hell!And a few more years of Brexit purgatory

Everything’s on the up with the Righties

Who worship at the feet of Trump Almighty

There’s people in the street without a bloody crust to eat

But everything’s on the up for the Tories

If you’re Eton, Winchester or Harrow

The road to the future, though narrow leads – like a well aimed arrow -right to the bottom of the barrel     

We’re scraping the bottom of the barrel!!

Everything’s on the UP with the Tories their red-tops farting out more made-up stories, they’re proudly on the wrong side of history

But everything’s on the UP, everything’s on the UP, everything’s on the UP, with the Tories