Ten Things I Cannot Stand About Air Planes

1- The odor! Its like being wrapped like a mummy in bandages made of cheap wet wipes for hours on end!

2- The reclining  seat in front of you that suddenly blocks your airway when the person occupying it decides he wants to be comfortable.

3- The tiny bathrooms with the noisiest flush on earth that scares the hell out of you and the sneaky door locks that I can never figure out.

4- The fact that there are no trash bins and you are stuck with your own trash for the entire journey g63.

5- Babies screaming bloody murder in every single flight that takes off on planet earth. Can't there be a baby free flight? Or seats or zones?

6- The seat trays! Useful yes but the plastic used to make them is ugly and if they are dirty they would be so disgusting you just want to kill your self!

7- Turbulences. They scare me. They always happen and when they do I am almost reduced to the point where my entire life plays in front of my eyes. I hate them.

8- The annoying safety videos played in the very beginning which you must pay attention complete with the emergency exit signs. We have them memorized by heart! And frankly after watching LOST I doubt anyone would be organized in case of emergency!

9- When you order a vegetarian meal and they mistake you for a goat and fill your tray with every kind of unidentifiable green produce available to munch on! What's wrong with Spaghetti and tomato sauce?

10- When your watching a movie, if you are lucky to have your entertainment screen working that is, and they keep interrupting the program to announce something over and over again in every spoken language known to man kind on planet earth until you forget what you were watching all together and the whole movie is ruined for you!

May god help me for I am boarding a plane back home tonight. Happy new year every one. See you tomorrow back home insah2 Allah