Hello, Lover.

I've been wanting to give this mixer away for a approximately 70 years. Well, I guess 70 years ago, it would still be another 30 years before I would be born one dark and stormy January night in the last year of the sixties…and still another 40 years before this 90th Anniversary KitchenAid mixer would even be produced. So technically, I've really only wanted to give this away for a few weeks now.

But those few weeks have seemed like 70 years. I guess that's what I was getting at.

I don't...