Super-Powered Stupidity

A trope I never want to see again? The "I have super-powers but I can't tell anyone because they'll think I'm a freak." Seriously, what person would think this way?
And what friends of a super-powered person would say, "You have super-powers? Get away from me, freak!"? Seriously. Every best friend in the world would say, "Holy shit! This is so awesome! I'm so jealous! Can you fly, too?" (See the SHAZAM movie for a proper best friend reaction to super-powers.)
The "I'm a freak with super-powers, poor me" trope is fake conflict, a completely unrealistic reaction to a situation that lazy writers use in order to create a personal story. Supposedly this is the super-powered person's flaw: an inability to accept a situation that can't be changed. (A subset of this trope is the equally stupid "I must find a way to get rid of these powers . . . hey, my powers are gone . . . oh shit, I have the face my enemy without the powers I foolishly threw away.") And when the powered person has faced adversity and grown, the person accepts the powers.
This trope has been done over and over and over and over. It's a cliche among cliches. It also makes no sense whatsoever.
I don't buy it. I wouldn't even sub-lease it for the summer. It needs to stop.
End public service announcement.

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