THE CROSS EYED MARKSMAN

Mike grew up with both eyes staring himself right in the nose. His vision was perfectly fine, glasses were not necessary, he did however have a hard time looking you in the eye; and without his even knowing so.

He was teased and made fun of as most kids are. In Mike's case however his shortcomings were out there for all the world to see. It's not like he had a small penis and could just cover it up with clothing. On the contrary. He had an above average penis, but what could he do? Pull his cock out every time someone made a comment about him having a lazy eye?

By the time Mike was 14 years old he'd discovered his uncle had a shotgun in his attic and had taken quite a liking to it. His uncle answered his many questions and even offered to take the boy to the local shooting range to have a go at it. When Mike realized that the most important element in shooting a gun was the use of your eyes, he fell in love. He no longer had a reason to be ashamed of the fact that his he couldn't look a human in the face. He spent all of his free time shooting his uncles gun after school until he became an expert marksman to the point that he needed but one target as nearly every bullet went through the exact same hole – dead center.

Some years later Mike now owns his very own shooting range which has a waiting list at nearly all times. Although still self conscious and often times turns his head to the side as to avoid direct eye contact with his customers, he considers himself very lucky that god gave him the gift of a fucked up eye. Without it, he may have never discovered his true love in life – the quest for the one holed target.