“I’ve got major problems.  My girlfriend got in my Instagram DMs...



“I’ve got major problems.  My girlfriend got in my Instagram DMs and found a message from a girl in my class.  I tried to tell her it was nothing, but the girl kept sending me messages over and over, saying: ‘Where are you?’, ‘Where are you?’  That’s because I owe her money.  Because I asked her to bring me back some cigarettes from Japan.  But I couldn’t tell my girlfriend that.  Because she thinks I quit smoking two months ago.  But now she thinks I’m cheating.  And she’s pissed.  So I’m hiding over here, having a cigarette.”    
(Hong Kong)

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