20Booksto50K in Las Vegas: the Sneaky Kitty Critic’s Con Report.

Dear humans,

The female dared to leave us again for a few days. We have planned our revenge, and we have begun launching our offensive. This morning, we slept directly on her feet in an attempt to cut off circulation to her toes so they would fall off. Our plan failed, but we will try again this evening.

She didn’t take any actual pictures of the convention. She was too busy learning things and working on various books. But, she took this picture of an illicit present she purchased for herself when her fli...