Don't Be A Tool With The Tool!

Did they really think closing the door would keep me out? Pffft. Like that would happen when I'm about. They even tried piling stuff near. Whoops, knocked it on the floor with my rhyming rear. That butter sure is tasty. I hope it doesn't make me fat and pasty. Where are we going with this? Nope, not Pat's reflection as that you can miss. Not how butter could make you fat. You'll just have to follow the cat.

Sit on a hammer.Swing a stool.Paper bars for a slammer.Steel books for school.
Each a value.Each a tool.Examine shall you?Is it pro or fool?
A pot for swinging.A pan for wiping.A dish for slinging.A mouse for typing.
Some a perk.Some a hinder.Some may work.Like ass to cinder.
A blanket for cooling.A light for day.A ball for drooling.A Go sign to stay.
Gone in reverse.Gone in the light.Out comes a curse.Turned out not right.
A shoe for eating.A hanger for wearing.A toe for greeting.A knee for staring.
Away from sight.Away from mind.Wrong beats right.Search to find.
A hat for time.A rug for travel.A tongue for mime.Some rubber for gravel. 
Found it around.Found it lost.Lost the ground.Found the cost.
And there you go. Get it now at our show? Some things just aren't going to work. Some things may turn out to be a perk, but most will lead to a crappy job done. But oh no, it is quicker and then you can have fun. Yeah, then you have to do it again when it breaks. Gotta love those triple takes. Why not just grab the right tool in the first place? Seen waaaaaaaaaay too many humans do the opposite embrace. That shoe is really going to pound in a nail. Yep, that will work without fail. Saw that and rolled our eyes. It can be rather amazing...and very lame...what one tries. Do you use the wrong tools for the job at hand? The cat may make fun if you take the stand. Now I am done giving such tools sass and off I go with my butter-filled little rhyming ass.

Don't be a fool, use the right tool.