Read Our Lips #3: Trash Talking, Boys who are just using you, and Meg’s jelly belly

Do you ever have one of those days where you wake up and go to put on some jeans, and maybe they’re jeans you haven’t put on in a while, but they used to fit, and now you can’t even button them anymore?

And so you decide maybe they shrank in the wash.

But just to be sure you pull out your other jeans, and put them on.

But then you pull them on and they don’t fit either?

And so you stagger over to the bathroom scale you’ve been ignoring for months and it’s all dusty and you wipe off the dust and