A Little Heavenly Humor

     An elderly couple die within days of each other and arrive to heaven at the same time. Strolling hand-in-hand through paradise in their youthful and invigorated resurrected bodies, they marvel at the idyllic, breathtaking landscapes, and savor the tranquil, harmonious feeling of love that permeates everything.
     Suddenly a sour expression appears on the man's face. He stops walking and gives his wife an angry stare. 
    Perplexed by the annoyed look on her husband's face, the wife stops and asks, "Why do you look so upset? Look at where we are! It's all so beautiful and wonderful. Aren't you happy to be here?"
      "It is beautiful and wonderful," the man mutters. "And I am thrilled to be here." 
      "Then what's the matter?"
     "Something occurred to me."
     "What?"
    "We could have gotten here much sooner if you hadn't insisted we take our vitamins, exercise, and go on that stupid low-carb diet."