Well,
Memoirs of an Ostrich picked up its first Goodreads rating of one star - apparently on Christmas Day.
Didn't like it is fair enough - I've read many books I didn't like - and looking through the reviewer's bookshelf I decided that I'm happy to be in the company of the other single-starred authors, most of whom seem to have an average rating of 4+. It would have been good to have a word or two to keep the little star company though.