The 12 Slays of Christmas… not for the faint hearted or comically challenged.

Well, we're all getting festive up in here are we not? Jolly hollying away the days in a swooning merriment of wine and song… and possibly a bit more wine, oh why not, pass us the bottle love… glug glug *thunk*.

In honour of the festive season, as I'm a (yes) weirdo, more than a little over fond of ridiculously obvious wordplay and, frankly, rather allergic to saccharine, I thought I'd do my very own version of the whole yuletidey twelve nonsense.

My twelve slays of Christmas. Yes. Slays. Oh...