The Miracle Of Life Without The Strife!

Check out the view before they get you. Things may look shiny but their value is tiny.
The cat pfffted at a few people lately around here. Or Pat did as I ran away with my rhyming rear. It wasn't fear though. I just didn't want to listen to them blow. Blow they did too. Hot air from more than a few. At least there was no spittle. That would almost be as bad as being brittle. 
Sit back and relax.Send it in by fax.All is fine and dandy.This life thing sure is handy.
Handy to sell.Dig that well.That well is deep.Come and take the leap.
This is such a great diet.Now is your time to try it.Do nothing, eat, do nothing, and eat.That extra weight you will defeat.
This will make you rich.There isn't a single hitch.Just throw some dough in this pot.Psssst. You have to put in a lot.
These are such great shoes.Wear them and you'll never lose.You'll be able to run 100 miles from the start.No practice or buildup just get at Walmart.
This video is the best.You'll be prepared for that test.Learn it all in five minutes or less.Surgery won't end up a mess.
This is the perfect profile.You are sure in style.One meeting and they'll be husband or wife.None of that pesky dating strife.
These words are top notch.You'll sell everything from litter to scotch.With a simple add or say,Your life will never go astray.
So relax and do.You'll get a clue.A clue for the do,Which is nothing from you.
All is magic.Nothing is tragic.Trust what we say.Simply sit and stay.
Do you believe such crap? The do nothing diet of some chap? Yeah, like that miracle thing will work. 5 mins and you can be a surgeon or a mail clerk. You can learn it all. You can even run from Timbuktu to the mall. All it takes is magic shoes. Run that far and you'll make the news. Pffft and I have bridge I'll sell you as well. It is $50,000 today only and can cast a spell. The spell can bring you whatever in mass. Feel free to wire it to my magical little rhyming ass.
Life takes work, forget the sales jerk.