An Impostor!!!
Some of you may know that I have a pretty bad case of impostor syndrome when it comes to my identity as a writer. In the past, whenever someone asked me to sign a copy of one of my books, I always did so by printing my initials in lowercase letters as tiny as I could possibly print them. However, as the impostor syndrome has worsened over time, that practice by itself is no longer sufficient.
But then I had this great idea: I’ll continue to sign books in this manner, but now I’ll do so using a fine-point .5mm mechanical pencil while also including AN ERASER that people can use to erase the signature if they feel so inclined. Problem solved! Yay, me!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Tha D-Child
But then I had this great idea: I’ll continue to sign books in this manner, but now I’ll do so using a fine-point .5mm mechanical pencil while also including AN ERASER that people can use to erase the signature if they feel so inclined. Problem solved! Yay, me!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Tha D-Child
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Nov 05, 2019 03:58PM
Why, I'll slap your little hand, WainscotZ! >:/
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You can't talk about Tha Sandstorm that way!
Hey, that box of TERROR MANNEQUIN paperbacks finally came in the mail. A few of these are still unclaimed, so if anyone (trolls excluded) wants a free signed paperback in exchange for an honest review on Amazon, Goodreads, etc., send me a message. Remember, these copies will all be mailed out with erasers should anyone want to erase my pencilled signature.Damn, son, I have A LOT of erasers. Hey, if you’re not interested in reading the book, can I at least send you some erasers???
D. Hac., is this offer open to people outside of the continental US? I'm asking in my role as a disreputable Canadian.
Mel wrote: "D. Hac., is this offer open to people outside of the continental US? I'm asking in my role as a disreputable Canadian."That might be doable. But if it's not, I have a few mobi versions to give away, too, if you're interested. (I forget if you're an ebook person or not.)
If you're willing to send me a mobi, that's fine by me, I just really want to read it! (I'm going to buy it eventually anyway, but I'm the kind of person who sometimes has $2.21 in available credit, so.)
Mel wrote: "If you're willing to send me a mobi, that's fine by me, I just really want to read it! (I'm going to buy it eventually anyway, but I'm the kind of person who sometimes has $2.21 in available credit..."Even though you're a Weird Canadian Pseudo-Person, I'll hook that shit up, yo!!!
MilagroB wrote: "Douglas wrote; "so if anyone (trolls excluded) ……………… "That's hateful discrimination, boy. You're in big trouble now.
Ah, come on. I'll table MJ's for a while."
MJ? Michael Jackson??
