Spend Halloween with Sanguinity!

Just when you thought nothing really marvelous could happen again in California before it burns to the ground, this Halloween we're going to try topping the wildly successful event we had in 2018. (The notice was in the SROP 2018 Calendar blog posting, in case you missed that.)

This year, on Thursday, October 31, 2019, we invite you once again to the enormous Sanguinity Hematode Birthday Bash in beautiful downtown Santa Banana. You will not want to miss this super-scary Halloween night extravaganza! At 9:57 p.m. precisely, by black-light, Sanguinity herself will emerge, wailing like a newborn, from a giant crêpe-paper vulva (we are still not kidding) to begin pouring grog and commence with signing copies of her books in red ink made from her own blood, especially for this occasion.

At last year's event, four members of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, fabulously dressed as Horsebats of the Apocalypse, performed a mass "faint-in" before the stage at the precise moment Ms Hematode burst from her symbolic womb. This year, we will be giving away thirteen large posters of that incredible event, all signed by photographer Pansy Schneider-Horst.

Admission is $13.13, which covers bottomless drinks, a black mask, one handful of multi-colored candy condoms from the giant pumpkin, a slice of Sanguinity’s birthday cake, and all the damp pretzels you can endure. Mantissa Etherbright will also be present, in a brilliant costume, and she will happily sign autographs for anyone who recognizes her.

And lest you forget, e-books of Sanguinity's novel The Girl Who Grew Crutches From Seeds in a Garden of Exotic Delights are always available for free to anyone who can follow the bread-crumbs.

Hope to see you all on the dark side, Halloween Eve!