I went to see "Breaking Dawn," and it burned my lizard brain.

I just got home from seeing Breaking Dawn: Part I …

Well, I just got home three hours ago, and now it's one in the morning, and I'm still not over it.

IT'S LIKE I CAN'T GET IT OFF MY EYES.

I can't decide if no one should ever see this movie, if it should be hermetically sealed and shot into space, or if everyone should see this movie, if for no other reason than to BEAR WITNESS.

Pardon the caps lock – and get used to it – because every time I start thinking about Breaking Dawn, IT TURNS INTO...