Gleecap: Everybody goes all the way, and I long for Pacey Witter.

Look, another Gleecap! So what if it's three weeks after the show aired — I am on back on the horse, people. Back on the mamma-jammin horse.

(I keep thinking of dirty segues from that line to the next one …)

So I decided to skip past a lot of other episodes that I missed this season to get right to the much ballyhooed FIRST TIME episode — in which Finn and Rachel finally do it. I feel like Fox promoted this episode as if the nation was crying out for Finn and Rachel to do it … Not so much in...